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Sam | Brisbane Roar & Tottenham Hotspur | Libertarian | Full-time Football Expert | Part-time Fanboy

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.


michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

  FUCKING BURN


parkbenchsolipsist:

I will never ever get tired of this comic.


vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well


vinebox:

IM WEAK


jo-robsbanks:

Fuck pacifism

Kill all fascists


vanillish:

i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

isn’t that…

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givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting