I just like Football

Sep 02

toyota:

These people be like “stay hydrated” but they pee yellow as f*ck

(via michael-danger)

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shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

(via the-pietriarchy)

supersmashthestatebros:

this Election Day, be a good citizen and go to the polls. cast a vote for freedom by booing very loudly and putting peanut butter in the ballot machines. it’s your civic duty.

(via libertarians-and-stoya)

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cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

bryansbeard:

*waits all my life for a shane mcmahon dvd set*

twentydollar-nosebleed:

i love urban dictionary because where the hell else are you going to find an encyclopedia of the slang terms used by like five skater kids in some american suburb in 2008

(Source: thevelvetunderrground, via sovietunions)

seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

(via staticdiplomat)

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